Are children on the menu?
Sirens are blaring in every direction! The police officers closing in on that awful man. “What’s going on here honey?” The husband said as he awoke in the middle of the night. “They found the person who has been kidnapping all those children” replied the wife. A police officer approaches the startled couple. “Hello there, I am sorry to tell this…but, he got away. We did recover all the children though. They are in a big ditch.”
The couple walks towards the man’s house with the police officer. They look down in the hole to see a bunch of young children stuck in a moist hole all chewed up. “We are dealing with a cannibal here, said the police officer. Do you have any children? If you do have children, lock them up!” The couple sprints back to their house and calls for their only son. “Brian? Brian where are you?” no reply, they search the whole house and find nothing.
The husband jogs back to the police officer “Sir we think he took our child.” “Well I am sorry to hear that but we are searching the best we can” the officer replies in an annoyed tone. Suddenly the group hears a loud, distant cry. “Mom, dad!” the couple looks at each other and then to the officer. “Go in that direction our son is that way” the lady says pointing towards a long forest. “Gather up the troops Watson, head into those woods” yells the police officer.
The group of cops enters the woods and spots a cave about two miles into the woods. They enter the cave to find a bunch of rooms bolted shut with a moaning sound in the distance. “Police, we’ve come to get you, come out with your hands up” an officer announces. “Okay split up boys, two officers together at all times, let’s find this guy!” One of the groups heads down an empty pathway to find a man in the distance running away. “Freeze, police, just give it up pal” says an officer.
Three cops pull in from the other side and seize the criminal. The whole group returns to the squad cars with the feeling of victory. The neighborhood spits on the man as he is loaded into the police car. The other officers drive off into the night as one officer stays behind to find the couple. He finds the couple and tells them that he did not find their son. All of the sudden a boy pops out of the woods and sprints over to his worried parents.
“Sweetie are you alright?” the mom asks. “Yea mom, I’m fine, just a little shook up is all.” The officer smiles and heads back to his car. He drives off and starts talking to the criminal. “So, I hope you have a fun time in prison, enjoy the food. The officer chuckles. No response, so the officer looks to the back seat. He sees only the pair of handcuffs lying on the leather seat.